Emmie Eats Toes After Five Hours in High Chair

After viewing the most recent episode of "Man vs. Wild" with Bear Grylls, hungry little Emmie decided to take matters into her own hands -- er, feet. She started with the hallux maximus on her right foot, with the intent of moving onto her smaller toes after that. To her delight, however, she was able to extract enough nutrition from that one toe to keep going for several more hours. At about 5:00 PM, "rescuers" found her stuck in her high chair and gave her a large handful of Honey Nut Cheerioes. Phew. Good thing our kids are learning critical life skills from the TV.